Table manners!¬
Here is a tale inspired by ppg on the R5 boards.
My tale today conerns a young gentleman who used to be a post doctoral researcher at a leading university. We shall call him "Jim" to protect him.
When i started work here I shared an office with jim. He was very tall, taller than me (I am 6 2 in my socks) and a lovely chap. Very kind and considerate. I had just turned 27. I had recently come off the pills and whizz following a nasty breakup and i was runni9ng a fair bit. I was looking pretty good to be honest. I even got told i had a nice bottom once or twice. But blokes are always saying that aren't they?
Anyway, I digress.
Young jim used to have a reasonably frequent visitor in the shape of a reasonably attractive girl in a suit who used to sit at hius desk with him and the two used to work on his computer. You could tell they were obviously very well aquainted but there was always a bit of tension in there. Sometimes the girl, "kate" would come in and work on the computer when jim wasn't there. On these occasions she would make it pretty obvious that she was available for conversation. Bit of a minx she was.
Turns out she was finishing her thesis, so eventually her visits ceased. And i breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, it turns out that kate and jim were an ex item, hence the friction, and that there was a bit of the old on and off about their time together. This being a lot to do with her pants as what kept falling down and stuff. When other blokes was nearby.
During an off time kate tries to win back her man, Jim. She invites him round for an extra special dinner where she plans to serve something up to win him back for good!
Unfortunately, their is a slight mixup, and Jim thinks that he and another couple have been invited round for dinner. The other couple are both scientists from Hong Kong and a very nice couple indeed. Very refined. And it is with this couple that Jim goes round to Kates.
Imagine their surprise therefore, when they turn up for a dinner at Kates place. Jim opens the door and enters and they all march into the dining room where they find what Kate has prepared for them. Except that Kate has served herself up for Jim, on the dining room table in some rather attractive and revealing undergarments!
Good Lord!
Fish supper anyone?
My tale today conerns a young gentleman who used to be a post doctoral researcher at a leading university. We shall call him "Jim" to protect him.
When i started work here I shared an office with jim. He was very tall, taller than me (I am 6 2 in my socks) and a lovely chap. Very kind and considerate. I had just turned 27. I had recently come off the pills and whizz following a nasty breakup and i was runni9ng a fair bit. I was looking pretty good to be honest. I even got told i had a nice bottom once or twice. But blokes are always saying that aren't they?
Anyway, I digress.
Young jim used to have a reasonably frequent visitor in the shape of a reasonably attractive girl in a suit who used to sit at hius desk with him and the two used to work on his computer. You could tell they were obviously very well aquainted but there was always a bit of tension in there. Sometimes the girl, "kate" would come in and work on the computer when jim wasn't there. On these occasions she would make it pretty obvious that she was available for conversation. Bit of a minx she was.
Turns out she was finishing her thesis, so eventually her visits ceased. And i breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, it turns out that kate and jim were an ex item, hence the friction, and that there was a bit of the old on and off about their time together. This being a lot to do with her pants as what kept falling down and stuff. When other blokes was nearby.
During an off time kate tries to win back her man, Jim. She invites him round for an extra special dinner where she plans to serve something up to win him back for good!
Unfortunately, their is a slight mixup, and Jim thinks that he and another couple have been invited round for dinner. The other couple are both scientists from Hong Kong and a very nice couple indeed. Very refined. And it is with this couple that Jim goes round to Kates.
Imagine their surprise therefore, when they turn up for a dinner at Kates place. Jim opens the door and enters and they all march into the dining room where they find what Kate has prepared for them. Except that Kate has served herself up for Jim, on the dining room table in some rather attractive and revealing undergarments!
Good Lord!
Fish supper anyone?
posted by Doktor Skum at 6:23 AM
4 Comments:
Dok,
One day you simply must publish your memoirs!
These stories are simply to good not to be unleashed on the general public : you'd sell millions!
But you haven;t answered the crucial question :
Did she or did she not have her elbows on the table ?
Did she have an apple in her mouth
Surely an orange is the fruit of choice for that sort of thing, mr six?
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